Bekkel said, " Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why Dad ? Tell me why!"

Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

This couple has been married happily for 50 years. On the 50th anniversary, the wife decide to give the husband a special gift. so, she tell him, as the gift I will give you a chance to ask me anything, I'll give you the true answer.

This was a great chance for the husband as he had a question in his mind for a long time, but could not ask out of politeness. the husband ask, see, out of our 7 children, john is completely different. so, i was always suspicious that he has a different father. that is the reason I could never love him and was harsh to him all the time. is it true, does he have a different father?

The wife paused for a minute, but to keep her promise, she said: yes.

The husband was shocked. still, to know the truth, he asked: who is his father.

This time, there was even a longer pause. finally she answered: YOU.

On a romantic day Omi' s girlfriend asks him.

"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring"

Omi : Ya sure, from landphone or mobile?

In an English class, the teacher asked students to write the shortest essay possible with three elements in it : - sex, religion and mystery.

So one of the female student wrote this in her essay and got A+!

"Oh god, I'm pregnant, but who is the father?"